thesedayswillpassyouby:

cyndaquil-fire:

snuffleupagusjaydaymay:

funny-addictive-blog:

Who knew watching pencils being sharpened could be so hypnotic?

this gif is fucking well made.

Where the fuck is the loop

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

king-stumphy:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

get rid of this before John Green finds it

ill-nevergiveuponyou:

darbesaurus:

tinychatter:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve been told

mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two  scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

museinthebronx:

I’m really surprised that there isn’t multiple idiotic little “I wonder how many hipsters reblogged this not realising that it’s a PTV quote” comment on this yet

stainedglassbutterflywings:

prettyandpink:

summercohen:

ladyhoneybadger:

fujiidom:falulatonks / atimelordincamelot:

DISNEY LOVERS, STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS.

#only halfway through this and i want to share the joy

I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER THAN I WAS FOR THOSE 8 MINUTES AND 10 SECONDS.

I WANT TO MARRY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. What is this even for? Because it was so amazing.

I couldn’t stop smiling :)

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

OMG THE PRINCE ALI PART GAVE ME CHILLS!

sorryforpartybarackin:

OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not

galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person